Saturday, April 11, 2009

What Kind of Mother????

So, the other day, I'm on the phone talking to JuJu's Mommy. Mini Me comes in and tells me her vagina is hurting. Normally, when my kids are experiencing minor pain, I "kiss it better". I told her I couldn't kiss it better, but I could give her a Band aid. She liked that idea. So on it went. I didn't think Elmo was appropriate, but a girl Sesame character was.

The story doesn't end there....
The next morning, J was washing Mini Me. 
And that is when I heard: 
"WIDNEYWOMAN!! WHAT DID YOU DO...??"