So, the other day, I'm on the phone talking to JuJu's Mommy. Mini Me comes in and tells me her vagina is hurting. Normally, when my kids are experiencing minor pain, I "kiss it better". I told her I couldn't kiss it better, but I could give her a Band aid. She liked that idea. So on it went. I didn't think Elmo was appropriate, but a girl Sesame character was.
The story doesn't end there....
The next morning, J was washing Mini Me.
And that is when I heard:
"WIDNEYWOMAN!! WHAT DID YOU DO...??"