Me: "What animal do you want to do?"
MM: "I don't know. Maybe a bird."
Me: "Oh. What about a snake?"
MM: "Nah. I don't like snakes."
Me: "Oh, okay. Well there is this snake in South America that eats people...."
Me: "Yeah, an anaconda. So what bird do you want to do?"
MM: "I want to do an anaconda!!!"
And yes, that is a small pic of a dead man cut from the body of an anaconda. Look, if I had to help up to 25% it was going to have to hold MY interest.