This is Herb.
Well, technically, his parents gave him a different name at birth. However, I gave my boy a different name at birth but this man insists on calling my son, "Herbert" or "Herb" for short.
Last week, I took Mini Me to a birthday party while Motor Mouth and J were at the Tall Ships at Navy Pier. Herb was there with his lovely wife and their beautiful daughter.
Herb's conversation with Mini Me went "something" like this:
"I know you." Mini Me
"You do?" Herb
"You call my brother, Turd!"
"No, I don't! I call him 'Herb'."
"Yes, you do!!! You call my brother 'Poop'!"