Motor Mouth made me a birthday cake and 8 presents.
He sang 'Happy Birthday' to me. Then, I had to make a wish, and blow out the candle - the orange flame on top. Motor Mouth took the candle off so I could eat the cake. J made the mistake of saying it looked like the Sears Tower. Mini Me piped up and said - clear as day - "No Daddy. It a cake!"
Notice the presents?? They are neatly stacked around the cake. And, the larger ones have bows on top!!!! This attention to detail and the skill is 100% Motor Mouth, and not me.
BTW...it's not my birthday.