Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Restroom Funnies

Motor Mouth looked MORTIFIED when I finally exited the ladies' room at the library.

MM: Mom, Why were you laughing so much in there? Everyone could hear you!

WW: (Fits of laughter as MM backs away slowly.) Look at this pic.

MM: Mom, why are you showing me that? Gross!

WW: See that trash can? See how close it is to the stall door? I was in there playing basketball with the stall door closed. I shot wads of toilet paper in the trash can - from inside the stall!!! (More laughter but only from me.)

MM: Geeez, Mom...!

Seriously, that kid needs to lighten up! Bathroom basketball opportunities do not come around often. Seize the moment!!!

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