Sunday, August 3, 2008

Anniversary Gift

J worked for a few hours last night. When he came home at midnight, he asked if I wanted to receive my anniversary gift. He made me close my eyes and reach out my hands. 

I don't know why, but I was scared. He told me it wasn't a puppy. The last time he had me do this, it was my early Christmas present in 2001 - a beautiful, black miniature poodle we named Carter.  This time, I was scared of touching something fuzzy. And I was scared that I wouldn't like it but that J was all excited.
When I opened my eyes, I was holding a MacBook. J got me a new laptop!!  I started crying and hugging him and thanking him and making promises of sexual favors. Our 9th wedding anniversary is on Wednesday and I haven't even given thought to get a gift for him!! 


Anonymous said...

You will love it!!!!!

jasonwidney said...

Dear anonymous,

What will she love, the sexual favors or the MacBook?

Anonymous said...

my friend, BOTH, but, she will spend more time on mac!

jasonwidney said...

anonymous - you forget she married a younger man, the time might be equal.

Anonymous said...

good luck, but the mac's battery life is 3 to 5 hours!

Shan said...

Wow! Great present! I'm jealous.