Wednesday, April 1, 2009

How Do You Prove Your Kid is Yours?

I've often wondered this while in public:
How do I prove my kids are mine?
My kids do not carry ID on them and I don't carry ID for them - not picture ID at any rate.  My kids don't look like me - not really. Especially the boy. Just this Saturday, I was asked 'And whose children are these?' I was in the Green Room at church, after hours, alone with my kids. Lady, they are mine. I imagine I could carry a family photo in my wallet, but when I'm going to the playground, it's the cell phone, keys and maybe a few dollars.
Today, J was out with Mini Me at a McDonald's Playland. Mini Me didn't want to leave and began screaming and crying: "No! I don't want to go!" People stopped and were staring.  She was fighting against leaving with J. He modified his planned departure to casually refill his drink - to show he wasn't rushing out with someone's kid. Mini Me was in rare form. She stood against the wall and wouldn't go to him.

When they got home, J asked Mini Me who he was. Her response? "Bad Guy."  So we can't even depend on our kids to tell people we are their parents. Nice.

5 comments:

  1. "Bad Guy"! Oh my goodness! That isn't helpful at all, is it? :-0
    Although, I must say, I never once questioned if the kids were yours. I think they look like a total combo. of the two of you. Guess that doesn't help if J isn't with you, though.

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  2. I think this is a real issue parents face today. A smart kid (or smart alec) can easily figure out she can get her way in the mall by yelling, "This is not my mommy." I think a family photo tucked in with the keys on the playground might be a good idea.

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  3. Nice! Leave it to your kids to make you a criminal. I get these from my kids too and they look alot like me (more like aunt Sarah) They have a keychain at WalMart or anywhere that you can put a picture in then you would not have to worry about carrying one arond. Just a thought.

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