Anaconda

Mini Me had a school project. They were studying South America and had to pick a South American animal. I coerced her.

Me: "What animal do you want to do?"

MM: "I don't know. Maybe a bird."

Me: "Oh. What about a snake?"

MM: "Nah. I don't like snakes."

Me: "Oh, okay. Well there is this snake in South America that eats people...."

MM: "Really???!!!!!"

Me: "Yeah, an anaconda. So what bird do you want to do?"

MM: "I want to do an anaconda!!!"

And yes, that is a small pic of a dead man cut from the body of an anaconda. Look, if I had to help up to 25% it was going to have to hold MY interest.