Letter to our Neighbor

We have a downstairs neighbor. 2 actually. They are a gay couple. Sometimes, I think my children are a reminder as to why their lives are perfectly wonderful without children.

Here is a letter I posted on their door this morning:

Gentlemen,

The good news is our children are celebrating their birthdays.

The bad news is that our children are celebrating their birthdays with friends.

There will be sugared up, excited, running and stomping children invading our home from approximately 6:00 – 9:00 pm this evening. It is quite possible it may sound like a herd of wild elephants charging back and forth. While we will do what we can to tame the little beasts, we can’t make promises…

Pizza is a 6:00 pm and there will be cake. The adults coming are fun people. Feel free to join us!

J & Widney Woman

Motor Mouth (7) & Mini Me (4)