Facts of Life for Mini Me

J was lucky enough to pull parenting duty tonight...

Mini Me: "Let's play doctor!"

Motor Mouth: "I'm gonna be the doctor first!"

Mini Me: "Daddy, you play DEAD first!"

(Dead patients? Too much NCIS...)

The game progresses...

Mini Me: "Okay, let's play go to the hospital and have a baby."

(She saw a birth on TV 2 months ago and is obsessed.)

Mini Me: "I want a baby girl. Let's cut it's penis off!"

(Ouch...)

Daddy: "Girls are just born girls and boys are just born boys.

Mini Me: "Oh."

The game progresses...

Mini Me: "Okay, Daddy, now YOU go to the hospital and have a baby."

Daddy: "Boys can't have babies. Only girls can."

Crying and fits ensued.

Mini Me. "You are WRONG!! You are WRONG. Daddy, you are wroooooong!!"

Crying and fits ensued.

Fortunately for me, I was not home for any of this.

Truly, there is a God.