Sunday, August 3, 2008

Anniversary Gift

J worked for a few hours last night. When he came home at midnight, he asked if I wanted to receive my anniversary gift. He made me close my eyes and reach out my hands. 

I don't know why, but I was scared. He told me it wasn't a puppy. The last time he had me do this, it was my early Christmas present in 2001 - a beautiful, black miniature poodle we named Carter.  This time, I was scared of touching something fuzzy. And I was scared that I wouldn't like it but that J was all excited.
When I opened my eyes, I was holding a MacBook. J got me a new laptop!!  I started crying and hugging him and thanking him and making promises of sexual favors. Our 9th wedding anniversary is on Wednesday and I haven't even given thought to get a gift for him!! 

6 comments:

  1. Ohhhh!!!!
    You will love it!!!!!

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  2. Dear anonymous,

    What will she love, the sexual favors or the MacBook?

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  3. my friend, BOTH, but, she will spend more time on mac!

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  4. anonymous - you forget she married a younger man, the time might be equal.

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  5. good luck, but the mac's battery life is 3 to 5 hours!
    anonymous

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